Kiss My Gay Ass - Tote
Kiss My Gay Ass - Tote
🌈 Loved by the LGBTQ+ community
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🚚 $4.95 flat rate shipping — FREE on orders over $50
🔒 Shipped discreetly — plain packaging, no brand name on the outside.
You've earned the right to wear this. 🌈
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🌈 Chaotic Carry Energy Not just a bag… a walking statement. This bold, unapologetic tote is made for turning errands into moments and sidewalks into runways. Whether you’re heading to brunch, pride, or just feeling extra, this bag says everything so you don’t have to.
🔥 Product Details:
- Durable canvas construction for everyday use
- Spacious interior — fits your chaos (and essentials)
- Comfortable shoulder straps
- High-quality print that stays bold
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Spot clean recommended
- Do not machine wash to preserve print
- Air dry only
🏳️🌈 Also Available:
Love this energy? Wear it, sip it, live it 👀
- T-Shirt version
- Tank Top version
- Sweatshirt version
- Mug version
Available in 3 sizes to add both functionality and style, these custom-printed tote bags come with multiple handle colors to match your designs. Made with spun polyester, these bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and nonwoven laminate lining for high-end durability. Your all-over print is created with dye sublimation for high-end visuals.
.: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use.
.: 5 color handle options
.: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs.
.: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
Got Questions? We Got Answers. 👀
Will anyone know what's inside the package?
"Nope. We ship in plain, discreet packaging — no brand name, no logo, nothing on the outside that gives it away. Just you and your new favorite shirt. 🔒"
Will I actually wear this in public?
That's exactly the point, babe. Our customers wear these to Pride, bars, beach trips, and grocery runs. If it makes you smile — it'll make others smile too.
What if people stare?
They will. That's the whole point. 😉
Is the quality good enough to wear repeatedly?
Printed fresh on premium fabric. Soft, durable, and built to be worn loud and proud — not just once.
What if it doesn't fit?
Check our size guide. We offer S through 3XL. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does shipping take?
Ships in 2-5 days. $4.95 flat rate — FREE on orders over $50.
Is this a good gift?
PERFECT gift energy. We ship directly — just enter their address at checkout. Your gay bestie will love you forever. 🎁