'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Just Plotting My Next Outfit
'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Just Plotting My Next Outfit
š Loved by the LGBTQ+ community
š Save 15% with code PINKY
š $4.95 flat rate shipping ā FREE on orders over $50
š Shipped discreetly ā plain packaging, no brand name on the outside.
You've earned the right to wear this. š
Couldn't load pickup availability
āļø Secure Checkout
āļøPrinted fresh just for you
āļøShips in 2ā5 days
š Brand Vibe: Savage Calm Power
Ā
Iām Not Ignoring You, Iām Just Plotting My Next Outfit Tee ā Cool, calculated, and dripping with quiet confidence, this tee is for the fashion-forward minds always three steps ahead. With striking artwork and a razor-sharp line, it delivers sass without raising its voice. Perfect for style strategists, introverted icons, and anyone who lets their look do the talking. Effortless. Intentional. Deadly chic.
Unisex softstyle t-shirt made from 100% ring-spun cotton, offering a lightweight and durable fabric perfect for printing. The classic fit with a crew neckline provides a clean, versatile style suitable for any occasion. Ideal for adults looking for a comfortable and stylish t-shirt.
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
- Comes with a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Available in various fabric blends including heather and sport colors
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Got Questions? We Got Answers. š
Will anyone know what's inside the package?
"Nope. We ship in plain, discreet packaging ā no brand name, no logo, nothing on the outside that gives it away. Just you and your new favorite shirt. š"
Will I actually wear this in public?
That's exactly the point, babe. Our customers wear these to Pride, bars, beach trips, and grocery runs. If it makes you smile ā it'll make others smile too.
What if people stare?
They will. That's the whole point. š
Is the quality good enough to wear repeatedly?
Printed fresh on premium fabric. Soft, durable, and built to be worn loud and proud ā not just once.
What if it doesn't fit?
Check our size guide. We offer S through 3XL. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does shipping take?
Ships in 2-5 days. $4.95 flat rate ā FREE on orders over $50.
Is this a good gift?
PERFECT gift energy. We ship directly ā just enter their address at checkout. Your gay bestie will love you forever. š