Mouths Do Not Get Pregnant

🌈 Band Vibe: Bold Queer Humor

Mouths Do Not Get Pregnant Tee – This tee says what science already knows and queer culture proudly laughs about. Loud, unapologetic, and dripping with cheeky confidence, it’s made for those who love smart sass, body-positive truth, and fearless self-expression. Soft, comfy, and impossible to ignore, this shirt turns heads, sparks laughs, and shuts down nonsense—because facts, baby, facts.

A unisex softstyle t-shirt that is made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric feels comfortable to wear all year round. The classic fit and crew neckline provide a versatile style suitable for any occasion, formal or semi-formal. Perfect for adults who support LGBT rights and want to make a statement.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Promotes respect for LGBT groups

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors