If Only Sarcasm Burnt Calories

🌈 Band Vibe: Sassy Smart Humor

If Sarcasm Only Burned Calories Tee – For the quick-witted, sharp-tongued legends who serve jokes like cardio. This tee delivers bold humor with vintage flair, perfect for bar nights, brunch shade, or anyone whose sarcasm deserves a fitness tracker. Effortlessly funny, confidently worn, and guaranteed to get laughs without breaking a sweat.

A unisex softstyle T-shirt design. This comfortable and durable garment is perfect for printing, made with specially spun fibers. It provides a versatile style that can match any occasion, whether formal or semi-formal, giving off a positive and inclusive vibe. Suitable for adults and relevant for occasions celebrating love and positivity.

Product features
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors